"tell us about your tattoos"
"ok well first off here is the 420 tombstone on my leg which symbolizes me smoking weed until i die"
"I don’t understand why sex is more shocking than violence."
Honestly for a date I rather just get some grub and take a walk at a park to just talk and peep into one another’s self
"My third grade teacher called my mother and said, ‘Ms. Cox, your son is going to end up in New Orleans in a dress if we don’t get him into therapy.’ And wouldn’t you know, just last week I spoke at Tulane University, and I wore a LOVELY green and black dress."
a girl can respect herself and still take booty pics wtf y’all talkin about
(Source: bruhheem, via mexicanthighs)